Sweepy?

Nope.





Not in yet.


It's been eighty-four days.
Still counting.
Still waiting.

Is Sweepy In Yet?

Sweepy!





Nope.



Not yet.




It's been 50 days since Sweepy . . . is not in Heaven.


When somebody is not in Heaven . . .
You feel empty.
You feel lost.
Your life is over.
Life sucks.

Hey, Sweepy Is In Heaven!

It has been 47 days since Sweepy lost her blog.


Nope.
No word.
No whining.
No barking.
No notice.
No nothing.


. . . so woof!


Sweepy is NOT YET in Heaven
and your eyes are deceiving you . . .

Looking Back, Looking Ahead . . .

. . . and so you look back






. . . and then you look ahead






. . . and now you realized . . .



. . . you're not really there!

SuperDog Mission: Sniff Yer Y

Hey is that yer SuperDog outfit?
Freakin' blastin' RED!


Okay, go and sniff out your pee-mail.
You have to find the Blues Clues.



Tip 1: Watch Those Naughty Linky


Your message box was full of warnings from friends. GoogleChrome users reported warnings from your GoodCounter link. This is a free tool that helps you know how many visitors you have since you installed it. You reported to GoodCounter and Mark Philip of GoodCounter support said on his May 14 reply that they were hacked and infected by Malware but that the Virus has been cleared 24 hours and that you should not have problems using it anymore.


On May 22, Mister Linky wants you to remove a MisterLinky header script from your template. It is asking you to go to this site. The thing is You Do Not Have A Mister Linky on your Header and so you deleted your cool animated doodads . . . and wonder:


My drooly world is coming to an end!



Soon, you will have somebody asking you to remove About Me . . . Blog Archive . . . Your Photo . . . and who knows what else!!!!


And soon enough, by May 27 all your posts was removed!

SuperDog Mission: Find Yer Blog!

Yeah.
I am suspending all my death-defying SuperDog program
so I can concentrate on this important mission.


To do this
I need to know
some important things:


1. Why?



No.
Don't ask Sun-God.
Don't ask Moon-God as well.
Come to think of it, don't ask God at all.
God will only ask you back "who needs an IT life?"
. . . and you will surely be back where you started.



2. Who?



Don't ask who as well.
People hate barking dogs.
People hate dogs who blogs.
People hate dogs with a social life.
I tell you, you have ENEMIES
and ANYONE of Them has Reasons
to have you removed!



3. Now what?



You just can't scratch your ears like that.
You can't wear your drool kerchief
instead of your SuperDog outfit.
Er, you do have a SuperDog outfit?
Nah?
Get one and get to work!

What Happens When Your Blog Is Gone

You go crazy!



I got miserable for a while.
I realized I have two years of my barking life gone!
Two years back when I still have my 17 year old Mumsy Pica with me. Being with her. Losing her. All of it . . . now GONE!



. . . meeting Pinoy dogs who blog . . . now all that stories GONE!

. . . joining Pawlimpics, winning, losing . . . now all that GONE!

. . . my Christmas card collection . . . now ALL GONE!

. . . my hooman girlfriends . . . all my love stories gone!

. . . my first ever Dog Love Cookie . . . my first romantic story . . . now GONE!

. . . . . . being part of IamNinoy . . . now IamNobody!

. . . all my drooly award-winning SkyWatch GONE!

. . . all my flowers, Yvon and Chicky tales . . . gone!

. . . MrLeach stories . . . gone!

. . . MrFrogsky slow tales . . . gone!


. . . the old girls in Heaven . . . ahhh, drooly GONE!




. . . it is time for ACTION.


Hey, Bogart, get me my SuperDog suit!
I am off for some Big Time Mission. . . .

Begin the Begone . . .

May 27 was an ordinary day.
I mean there I was playing bully
with my big brother Bogart . . .



. . . when WHAM!


GeekDogNews: Sweepy is Gone!

MyMobilePhone: Sweepy, where's your Blog?

HeavensLandline: Hi, is Sweepy home?

Twitter: I am looking for Sweepy!




Hmmm, methinks something is wrong.



Hmmm, methinks Bogart is silly.

So I went online and when I opened my blog, my posts were GONE!
I drooled, peed on my tail, barked on the ageing monitor and wondered:

Wazzup????

I went panting mad to Blogger.
I drooled and went to the Help forum.
I realized a lot of stupid things.
I realized Bogart is NOT silly.
I realized I am GONE.

Am I Back?

No, I am not yet here.

You're not really seeing me.

I will be back
but I'm not sure when.
It's been 14 days since my blog disappeared.
I guess I can wait another 14 days.
Ugh.




I went barking at my old site
but it feels like barking
inside an old tomb!




If I'm not back real soon
I may as well resurrect here . . .



Missing Blog Countdown: 14 days gone.
My photos above were earlier used in a similar post at my old site.