May 27 was an ordinary day.
I mean there I was playing bully
with my big brother Bogart . . .
. . . when WHAM!
GeekDogNews: Sweepy is Gone!
MyMobilePhone: Sweepy, where's your Blog?
HeavensLandline: Hi, is Sweepy home?
Twitter: I am looking for Sweepy!
Hmmm, methinks something is wrong.
Hmmm, methinks Bogart is silly.
So I went online and when I opened my blog, my posts were GONE!
I drooled, peed on my tail, barked on the ageing monitor and wondered:
Wazzup????
I went panting mad to Blogger.
I drooled and went to the Help forum.
I realized a lot of stupid things.
I realized Bogart is NOT silly.
I realized I am GONE.